oh, golly, moses!

as you may already know, i thoroughly enjoy living with amanda. she's an awesome roommate and an even better friend. readers, since you don't have the privilege of spending as much time with amanda as i do, i thought i'd share a sampling of her latest quips:

"oh, golly, moses! (pause) what? is that weird? my grandma says it all the time."

"isn't all hunting the same?"

"i wish we had won the odor balls because our room stinks!"

"want to go see if our tracks are still there from where we drove into the creek?"

"are we roommates? just wondering because i never see you."

"studying with your boy will shakespeare."

"i locked our door so no one would steal our christmas tree."

"okay, so i'm bored already." (about five minutes into the basketball game)

"ash, you look so pretty. this is a good day for us!"

"i look like a boy! should i put earrings in?"

"ash, has anyone ever told you that you'd make a great boy?"