Overheard in the Lib

As you know, followers, I spend a lot of my time in the library.  I've come to realize I actually enjoy the Thomason lib.  I must admit, the white noise of keyboard tapping and the exchange of classmates comforts me during the wee hours of the night I often spend here. 

A glimpse of a conversation I recently overheard:

Boy 1: "Do you know a way to search for every damn period in this paper and make it bigger"
Boy 2: "Make it bigger?  Why would you want to make a period bigger?"
Boy 1: "Size 16...perfect"
Boy 2:"What's your deal?
Boy 1: "Trying to make this damn paper longer"

Laughing so hard I might pee in my dress.