breaking news

in case you didn't know, amanda and i both work as tutors in the writing center on campus.

yesterday, upon hearing my class schedule for this semester, my boss tilted her head to the side, gazed intently at me with a look of pure astonishment, and said, "ashton, i just can't understand why you aren't taking more serious courses."

yep, that's right: i'm a joke. you heard it here first.